– ALL the stuff that might be interesting: Wolverine’s actual age, his birth name, his original identity, his real relationship to Victor “Sabretooth” Creed? His service in the Civil War, WWI, WWII and Vietnam? That’s all zipped-through in the opening credits about 5 to 10 minutes total. Ohterwise, let’s take care of this in bullet-list form, because I’m too tired and annoyed to write flowery paragraphs. It’s almost a perfect-disaster… a COMPLETE waste of time. Nothing interesting happens, the screenplay is wall-to-wall formula, the action scenes are tepid, the whole production is shoddy and cheap-looking, the surprises are nonexistant, the acting is universally terrible.
